Rooo, it’s Alfie right here behind the keyboard. My people went on vacation for every week and left me behind with canine sitters. That’s alright, I don’t like happening an airplane anyway and the dogsitters have been pawsome and spoiled me rotten. However in fact I used to be trying ahead to sniffing my actual people once more, so after they confirmed up I wagged my tail somewhat further and roo’d loudly to allow them to know I’d missed them.
However what did they do?
They left once more, earlier than they’d even given me dinner!
Stated they have been going to the grocery store and be again quickly. In fact I didn’t imagine them and began sniffing round their luggage and suitcases for an appropriate snack. I discovered the youngest human’s bag and began gnawing by way of the material to seek out a number of packing containers of scrumptious candy raisins inside. I’d simply chewed my approach by way of 4 packets when the people got here again, noticed what I used to be doing and rushed me to the vets. The vet made me throw up, after which I spent the remainder of the night time feeling depressing, and somewhat drunk.
The people cuddled me somewhat further that night and advised me I’m a foolish outdated pup who by no means grows up. However I didn’t care, no less than my complete household pack was collectively once more – and so they did finally give me dinner *waggy tail*.