Rooo, it’s Alfie right here behind the keyboard. My people went on vacation for every week and left me behind with canine sitters. That’s alright, I don’t like happening an airplane anyway and the dogsitters had been pawsome and spoiled me rotten. However in fact I used to be wanting ahead to sniffing my actual people once more, so after they confirmed up I wagged my tail a little bit additional and roo’d loudly to allow them to know I’d missed them.
However what did they do?
They left once more, earlier than they’d even given me dinner!
Stated they had been going to the grocery store and be again quickly. In fact I didn’t consider them and began sniffing round their luggage and suitcases for an acceptable snack. I discovered the youngest human’s bag and began gnawing by way of the material to seek out a number of packing containers of scrumptious candy raisins inside. I’d simply chewed my method by way of 4 packets when the people got here again, noticed what I used to be doing and rushed me to the vets. The vet made me throw up, after which I spent the remainder of the night time feeling depressing, and a little bit drunk.
The people cuddled me a little bit additional that night and advised me I’m a foolish previous pup who by no means grows up. However I didn’t care, at the very least my complete household pack was collectively once more – they usually did finally give me dinner *waggy tail*.